Someone should have been here with a video camera last night.

So I thought I got lucky and was going to get away with no pain after having my wisdom teeth taken out. Until last night this was true til it hit my like a fucking shitstorm on the whole left side of my face. From my tooth to my temple. I took ibuprofen first because I figured that would help with inflammation. Then I started to panic so I stuck a klonopin under my tongue. Then I fell asleep with ice my face and woke up numb. After that wore off then I gave in and took vicodin. Probably more than I should have because I was ready to cry.

I looked like the people on Intervention that you laugh at cause they are nodding off while they eat, smoke, talk, etc. I went out and got some animal crackers and milk to soak them in until they were soggy enough to kinda just mush around and swallow. I kept dozing off and having mini dreams while I was dunking them in this little plastic cup of milk and jerked awake with dripping cookies in my hand.

Even better, (or more pathetic) I was trying to tweet at the same time but I was seeing double so I couldn't. I woke up this morning with my earbuds in my ears and my fully charged Ipod off.

I'm supposed to get a new ID picture today.
I don't know if that's going to happen.

Is the pain in my temple normal?
Fuck this.

Congratulations to me for writing the dumbest post yet.

By the way, I just realized I typed this whole thing with one eye closed....

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